Friday

Of Mice and Ergonomics

I think this is worth a read.
(http://stackoverflow.com/questions/96944/what-is-the-best-keyboard-mouse-for-ergonomics-or-to-prevent-wrist-pain)

"I went way beyond the wrist pain and deep into the territory of surgery, disability, half a year of near-total inability to use a computer, and am finally back to what most people would call a 'normal' life.

I work for a games company and am at my desk about 50 hours per week. On top of that, I spend another 20-25 per week on a computer at home. Add in some Playstation time, some XBox time, and a smattering of a musical instrument... and it's amazing that I am back to nearly 100%. How do you go from useless to lead programmer in a year or so?

You asked about equipment, so I'll get to that, but dropping bucks on hardware won't make it all go away. When my surgeon told me to get away from the computer 4-8 times per day for 3-5 minutes of circulation-restoring activity. Well, I took up juggling, but 1) you may not take to my brand of physical therapy and 2) your company may not either.

Get some exercise. Seriously.

NOW I'll deal with equipment. What they say about the ergo layout of your desk is subject to the 80/20 rule, just like everything else. You get 80 percent of the benefit from 20 percent of the layout. The placement of your hands is the big one. I still slouch, I sit on my feet, and my keyboard is up on the desk, but I'm still getting most of the benefit for the least discomfort.

The really important bits - get a keyboard that straightens your wrists AND doesn't force you to tension your tendons to elevate your fingers. That right there means a contoured keyboard. I love both the kinesis and the maltron, but the kinesis' function keys drive me crazy. Since I have the keyboard on the desk, I prop its rear up about an inch so my wrists are straight. I also use an evoluent mouse, and thatreally helps when I am spending an hour or two... or ten... mousing.

Your hands are your future in this business, so don't *#(@ around. Get your layout set up so that you're comfortable and take some time off - away from the computer, the texting, the game controller, the DS, and everything else that makes your fingertips tingle, and get on the ibuprofen for a while. During this time, see a professional and insist upon getting an EMG. My hands hurt like hell, but I never thought it was that bad until I found that my nerves weren't working the way they should.

Oh, and make sure that you opted in for the full disability benefits plan at your company. Best decision I ever made. Well, I also switched to Dvorak, but you may not be that crazy."

Sunday

Friday

An alternate perspective


(http://fullerdomehome.org/images/map6.jpg)

Sunday

Time to get serious: Stage 5 - the return

Yet again, we could feel the pull of the
A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N

waning. But, after some pleading with the owners of

A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N….

(http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/billandted460.jpg)

…it would take us further yet.

They exclaimed “WOAH! EXCELLENT!” and said we could swing past Le Corbusier’s apartments on the way home.



...and someone else's intriguing architecture....


Time to get serious: Stage 4

Yet again, we could feel the pull of the
A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N
waning. But it would take us further yet. Out of Britagne and south into the Atlantique Coast.

Like the soft rays of afternoon sun through stained glass, we descended into Clisson.



And laid claim to the land with a ceremonial dance, performed here by our Polish comrade.

Then we checked out this fair dinkum castle. Circa 700AD.



Tuesday

Time to get serious: Stage 3

We could feel the pull of the A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N waning. But it would take us further yet. Into the heart of Britagne! To Rennes.



At this point it was time for a cappuccino – Rennes style. Hold the milk thanks, I'll just have cream.


Monday

NEWS BULLETIN!!

This news just in!!! Incredible! Rat & Ducks!

Sunday

Time to get serious: Stage 2

Through the Another Dimension we tumbled….. to Mont Saint Michel – a voluminous abbey built atop an earthen outcrop in the mudflats on the northern coast of France. The daily high tide effortlessly wraps its molten arms around the outcrop, protecting it and its occupants from advancing hordes.

Building commenced around 700AD.

It was once used as a prison.




If the bitter cold water doesn’t scare you, the biting north wind will.

The people of the Middle Ages regarded Mont Saint Michel as an “image of paradise”. My impression was this: if Mont Saint Michel were to be represented by a pillow, it would be a very beautiful pillow….made of the hardest, coldest stone-ice-hybrid rock. I guess that suggests how tough life in the middle ages was.

Thursday

Time to get serious: Stage 1

Enough nonsense. That last post was sub-standard. It’s time to pull out some REAL.
This calls for extreme measures. This calls for travel to…..

A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N

Luckily on a day trip to the village of Clisson recently, my exploration party discovered the portal to another dimension.

This…….

….was not it. In fact nobody knows what this is. Not even the guy who made it. We did however come across this strange triangular artefact.....


I thought perhaps we’d wandered onto the set of Beastmaster.
(http://www.orgonebox.org/allegoric/wp-content/gallery/goddard_daniel/beastmaster_ep204/beastmaster_ep204_027.JPG)

And we could well have been! For when we walked through the guts of this portal……




....we were transported to.....

A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N!!!!!
A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N!!!!!
A N O T H E R D I M E N S I O N!!!!!


Inside of it we appeared to be inside the history of Bretagne (aka Britanny).

Jardin des Plantes

The Garden of Plants

Of course there may be other kinds of gardens but I don’t believe such gardens are sufficiently common to cause confusion and thus warrant naming gardens distinctly according to their type. I’ve never seen a signed Garden of Rocks or Garden of Plastic Figurines. I am aware of The Garden of The Gods in Colorado, but this title refers to more of a ‘region’, than a specifically demarcated and subsequently tended-to site, so it is disqualified from comparison. Note we’re not talking about Jardin Botanique (botanical gardens) here. Just your average garden of plants.

Another peculiar aspect of this Jardin des Plantes involves me almost getting arrested for taking this photo.


I was standing on the grass, which apparently is a big no no. Perhaps this is what distinguishes Jardin des Plantes from Jardin Botanique. Perhaps the luxury of grass is reserved for the rats, which inhabit the local waters. These critters put The Colossus to shame and would have no trouble eating a duck, whole. Strangely, they seem to prefer the texture of a soggy baguette.

(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJbSTZi3EVL_8M1D4_AR1XejPAb_tt4eYQHd4kJkGV7uiCq5CJjneM0SH2IAV7E9mvFfJz72qt6aiWwKOI1inCQy3ZWXDkndAX-i-o8EA1yknORW8DfkfOgWafK4JfCllDipScmVHook-a/s1600/Colossus+of+Rhodes+reconstruction+(Sidney+Barclay,+c.+1875),+constructed+c.+294-282+BC.jpg)

The rats’ thoughtful contribution to biodiversity is evident as one casts their eyes across the pond in the Jardin des Plantes.


28 January 1972

Cathédrale Saint-Pierre-et-Saint-Paul de Nantes is engulfed by a gigantic fire.


At this point God looked around the place, expecting his minions to be hurrying themselves in fire extinguishing activities. But they weren’t. With raised eyebrows he drew his God Sword and prepared to dish out some wrath.

GS: "zzziiiinnggg"


He found the then in-training Minister of Ceremonies (MC) Pacobel esquire asleep by the seaside.

MCP: " "

God then summoned the Angel-Boy Julius for an explanation.

AB-J: “Uh… I’m kind of busy looking at this rose. Shouldn’t Jesus be organising the show on the ground? I mean that’s what you beamed him down to earth for isn’t it?”

God then summoned the Role Caller to assist in locating his son, Jesus.

RC: "Look man… I dunno man. Can’t see him on the roll call…uhhhh .. uh huh ...looks like he’s missed church 5 times this week. Oop. Make that six. Six times. Yessir."

Enraged God used his Omni-Vision ® to scour the earth in search of his wayward offspring.

And there! There he was. Sleeping! Boy was he gonna cop it.

103m long x 38.5m wide x 63m tall
Construction began – 1434
Construction took – 457 years

Tales of Adventure!

CT: “Hey juvenile Jules (Verne), what do you think Captain Nemo is looking for?

Juvi JV: “Hey man. I dunno….. ….wait… are you….. copying me?”

CT: “Hey man. I dunno…. wait.. are you….. copying me?”


CN: “hmmmmm…… I’ve scoured the seven seas.. in my incredible mechanical tub. See here the engine room of the Nautilus! Powered me and my crew over 20,000 leagues it has! In search of my favourite...."


CN: ".... MACAROONS!"

Sunday

Discipline

This interesting little tug is tied up to the black gravel-surfaced quayside on the northern banks of the Loire River.

the practice of training people to obey rules or a code of behaviour..... using an array of large missiles if need be


I remember when we used to use sunshine, rainbows and warm fuzzies.

Stepping back a couple of days….. 22:15hrs

(http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/the_accordion_gets_you_chicks.jpg)

Friday

Blaaaaarrrrrrggghhh!

Bienvenue à votre nouvelle vie!

Welcome to your new life!

Combination bedroom, bathroom, desk and pseudo kitchenette.


View from bedroom window. I paid extra for this.


Pictures from a stroll along the river into town, about 45mins.




At first, Nantes town itself felt like a ghost town. The grey overcast sky carefully dropped a little rain on the already cold stone and concrete architecture. The few incisions of faded colour from shop signs; a Chinese restaurant, asian supermarket and French baker.

Somehow Jonny Cash’s ‘Hurt’ seems to make a suitable soundtrack, but I decide to flick the ipod onto a bit of INXS. The adventure has begun.